August 29th, 2014

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

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(Source: katara, via heyfunniest)

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

emilychristinez:

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

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August 28th, 2014

sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive

(via forever-your-heartache)

luanlegacy:

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME…. THIS THING JUST ATE A SHARK… no.. SWALLOWED A SHARK. BITCH DIDNT EVEN CHEW.

(via australian-alien)

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

(via fightmyownbravado)

August 26th, 2014

(Source: blackmamba112, via academy)

  • Me: I'd like a Coke.
  • Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
  • Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
  • Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

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